Monday, February 4, 2013

Happy New Year 2013! - I almost forgot!



I can't believe that I forgot to post about our New Years Eve party. What kind of chucklehead does that?

I guess we know what kind...

Well, it was a blast. They even let me have the camera for a while. This is the only shot that is going to make the blog that I took. It was a pajama party you know.





Rufus, Big Bill & Me
 What sort of New Years celebration would it be without tasty beverages? We actually had a beer tasting to see which was the tastiest.
I don't remember which beer won, or how many were competing for that matter.









The tasting portion of the evening was after we had been there for a while.

I was really digging Rufus' cool shades. They even doubled as a bandanna!






Heath BOMB!
I learned something new too, from Heath of all people! The youngest guy at the party. It is called photo-bombing. Right as someone is getting ready to take a picture, you jump in front of their camera and make a funny face. I was thinking it would be great fun. Look for me in the future!!




This is what the picture was suppose to be, before being bombed.

I like the bombed one better...








Besides, how could anyone get upset with their picture being bombed when you hear the laughter and see a smile like that after. He is such a kidder!




We celebrated at KC and Kyle's house. Formal introductions aside, Kyle's folks (John & Laurie), with Kyle, KC and Marah. I still don't know why Rufus was wearing a sock on his head. I know, who am I to question someones choice of hat. I do consider myself somewhat of an authority.



We played games for quite a bit, in between the tastings. Jdub got whomped pretty good. He said it wasn't fair that there were three of us on a team. I told him if he had whiskers like us he could be on our team too. I don't think that impressed him.








Jdub got all up in my grill at one point and said I was being sassy.

No, not really, Big Bill somehow got the camera. Never let a very vertically-challenged, intoxicated, guy get your camera!






And don't tell KC that she might want to "re-think" a play during a game. I figured she was going to hurt Rufus for giggling and me for saying it! Luckily they chalked up my statement to too many tasty beverages. Norm said I should slow my roll a bit.



I didn't know what he was talking about. So Brock showed me.

It still doesn't make sense to me why Norm would say such a thing. But I am now an expert slow roller!



At midnight it was noise making celebration time!






(Miss you Jo)


A couple more rounds of games and it was time to call it a night.


What a pleasant way to ring in the new year!




That will wrap up this entry. Have fun everyone!

Travis





Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Christmas Train - Visiting the Big Elf - Dec 2012


Being associated with grandbabies is cool! Since Norm & Jules are grandparents (known as G & Amma) to Brock & Heath they get invited to some really cool events that they otherwise they might not do. Of course, since they are going, yours truly is going too! Such was the case the Saturday before Christmas when Joni called and said they were going to Waterman, (IL) to visit "the big elf" himself, Santa Claus, at the train park! Joni said that they were going out to dinner afterwards too.


Can it get any better? Really? Chillin' with Brock and Heath AND riding on trains! Awesome! Not to mention seeing my cousin Nick too.
The weather was a bit on the chilly side, but you can't expect 60 degree temps in the Chicagoland area in December.


Ok, it can get better... Hanging out with KC and Joni too.
There is a warming building that has a place to visit with Santa and get popcorn and hot chocolate too!
The fire place is really toasty after you have been riding the rails. That was some of the lingo I picked up.



This is my cousin Nick, from my mother's side. Notice the family resemblence? We don't get to see each other much. He is busy all year long.


Brock and Heath wanted to visit with him so he knew what to bring them on Christmas morning. He does that. He is really a nice guy that way.



After the boys told Santa what they would like for Christmas it was time! Brock is a huge fan of trains. The only thing better than watching them is to actually ride on them.




The folks that organize and run this are very considerate! They have two trains here so the line is really quick. Plus, because it is cold they have blankets you can borrow for the ride! Did I also mention that all of this is free?







This is the rear car of one of the trains. It was pretty cool.










But the one we REALLY liked.....

Was the train with the red caboose! Or as Brock would say, "A red boose!"

Every time he sees a train he is looking for a red caboose. Normally, since cabooses aren't used anymore, he says, "No red boose!" and is all dejected when the train passes.

So riding in the red boose is the best of the best!



It is also very entertaining watching all of the not vertically challenged people try and fold themselves into pretzels to fit inside.

Brock, Big Bill and I fit just fine!







Once we were all packed in like sardines we were off.

The ride is fairly long and circles the whole park. There are quite a few lights and displays set up, including a model railroad in a work building that doubles as a tunnel for the ride.




You can see that there is a lot more people space than inside caboose space here. If you add Norm to the total of people that fit inside that caboose it's a wonder that any of us could walk afterwards.




We immediately got back in line to ride the other train.


Seating was considerably more comfy.










Heath and Big Bill really liked this ride, although the wind was a lot worse.









After the second ride it was time to warm up a little.

Mmmmm, toasty toasty.








We met a friend of Santa's too while we were inside, Manuel Mouse. He hands out candy canes to the kids after they talk to Santa. I didn't see him when Brock and Heath were talking to Santa. He said he must have been on break.




See, I told you it was free. If you want to donate, you can.

I did. Well, I made Norm because the cheapskate won't give me any money.









Heath was not at all happy when we said it was time to leave.

Amma's hugs made it all better.











Brock wasn't happy either, but mom and dad promised to come back again for the Easter Train in spring.







That was the evening at the train park.


Until next time....


Travis







Bye Santa!

See you next year...


Say hi to Aunt Mabel for me!

Monday, December 17, 2012

Big Bill is back on his feet! - Dec 2012

Big Bill here. Travis is here with me, but let me type this part.

Travis, me (Big Bill) and Rosie


I just wanted to thank everyone for the kind letters, cards and well wishes after my injury at the Woodstock Vintage Camper Rally. The doctors and nurses did a fantastic job and I am now back on my feet.




One more thing, just to set the record straight... I didn't scream, I passed out as I hit the ground from the pain. It was Norm screaming like a little girl according to Travis and Joni.


Hope to see everyone soon,
Big Bill (and Travis)




P.S. Anyone in the market for a gently used wheelchair?








Travis here. BB is back but I had to show you a card that Joni sent. Some people say that Joni and her little family have too much time on their hands...

I say that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.























 



Thursday, December 13, 2012

White Pines Inn - Scrooge the Comedy - Dec 2012

Hello all, I must admit that I am in pain, but it hurts so good! I laughed so hard Saturday night that my face and sides still ache. We went to White Pines Inn on the 8th.



The whole purpose of the trip was to stay in a cabin and to attend the dinner theater with some of the friends we made vintage camping. A bit of winter fun since camping season is over for 2012. (At least in Northern Illinois.)



It also doesn't hurt to broaden the horizons a bit with some culture. A smidge of classy, high brow theater, plus a terrific meal. The meal part we knew already from past excursions to White Pines, fantastic food! We had been to the theater for a show too (see Travis Visits White Pines Inn April 2011 ).

This play was about Scrooge, you know "A Christmas Carol". We all know that one, right? Well, not quite!

The show wasn't A Christmas Carol, it was "Scrooge - The Comedy". I wasn't sure what that meant. So I read the program and learned that it is a "...hilarious Christmas comedy loosely adapted from Dickens' immortal classic." Another quote from the program described it perfectly, "Dickens' Classic meets Saturday Night Live". So much for high brow...

 
Brent Young (L) & Rick Johnson (R) & Me of course
With that sort of a build up I was expecting BIG things! It turned out that the show is actually just TWO actors, a narrator (Brent Young, who also co-wrote the show) and the lead character, Ebenezer Scrooge (Rick Johnson) and neither one of them was what I would call big. Vertically challenged like me? Absolutely! I can honestly say seeing just two folks on stage had me worried. What kind of show could just two folks do? Right?

FANTASTIC is what kind! I haven't laughed that hard in years. There is a lot of improv and banter throughout the show and a few audience members are selected at various times to help out. A lot of the presentations mojo is directly related to the audience's participation. What a great time we had! Loosely adapted though is as accurate a statement as I have ever read. Very loose as a matter of fact.

A word of warning though. This show might be just a touch PG for young kids, but so is Saturday Night Live. Overall, very family friendly.




Some audience members that were "selected" by the narrator to be carolers are confronted by Scrooge.







The ghost of Christmas past sat next to me for dinner. What a stitch! He couldn't get his lines right, which stymied Brent at times, but made for an uproarious time! He even had Scrooge laughing because the lines were all twisted.

I'm glad it was him rather than Norm or me. I know Norm doesn't hear very well so getting your lines and then having to spit them right back out... Well its like getting married, nerves WILL interfere.



From our group two people were selected to "assist" on stage. Here, Gabriella is playing the part of Scrooge's big sister, Fan, when he was a kid.









Kimberly was Mrs. Fezziwig.



She got to dance with "Mr. Fezziwig" and tell him a secret.

Knowing Kimberly as we do, it was a wonder that Mr. Fezziwig didn't turn four shades of red.





Since I didn't get picked to go up on stage during the show I went up afterwards and checked out Scrooge's bed. It was the most uncomfortable bed I have ever laid down on. Nothing like the beds in the cabins!




This was Scrooge's desk. Scrooge handed out a bunch of gold coins after the show which really surprised me, considering how miserly he was.

Well, it turns out that Scrooge was also a counterfeiter. His gold coins were made of chocolate, not gold! I'm not so sure that he won't be getting a visit from a Federal Agent Christmas ghost this year.







Me, Gabriella and her brother, Alex.

Notice the step we are sitting on? I told you Ebenezer (aka Rick) was vertically challenged.







Also after the show we stopped in the little pub. The sign said it was the moose lodge but I know that there is a secret handshake to join the moose lodge and since nobody was shaking anything it couldn't be an official moose lodge.



We had a couple of tasty beverages and sang a bunch of songs before calling it a night and heading back to the cabin.


All in all, one memorable evening filled with a lot of laughter.


Stay in touch,

Travis


P.S.  The current plan is that the show will end its 20+ year run in 2013. If you get a chance, do come see this show. It is worth every shilling! And say hello to Brent & Rick for me. (Denise too, the Queen of ValuChicMagazine .)


Monday, November 26, 2012

Viva Las Vegas - Who said you can never go back? 2012


Las Vegas is one of my favorite destinations, not just in the winter, of all time! Where else is the party 24-7, year round?

When I found out that Norm & Jules were going in early November I started packing immediately! Then Norm told me the really BAD news.


Big Bill & Me
 Since Big Bill still needed 24 hour care someone had to stay home and tend to him.

Norm said considering that Big Bill was part of MY entourage, not Norm's, I was elected to be the stay home person. I instantly demanded a recount of the ballots. I found out that like national elections, actual ballots don't really matter. There is something called an election school or electoral college that accepts donations and then they decide who wins. I didn't know, so I didn't donate. They didn't pick me to go, I was stuck!


Joni however saved me! She told Norm she would stay at the pink house and take care of the dogs and Big Bill and that I could go. I LOVE YOU JONI!!!

Vegas here I come! I could barely contain my happiness!



Airport to check-in was just under 5 hours. Instead of going directly to the strip we decided this trip to spend more time downtown.


Brenda at Golden Nugget
To those not so well travelled, downtown is where Fremont Street is. The strip, that everyone thinks is Vegas, was actually built on the edge of town. Locals get real testy if you refer to the strip as downtown.

This is Brenda, she checked us in at the Golden Nugget. Brenda immediately recognized my worldly good looks and was clearly smitten. She gave us a fantastic room. I would have slipped her my number but Norm still won't pay for me to have a cell phone.

I felt like a king! The bed was SO comfy and huge too! It was almost as big as a football field.

This is the kind of luxury that most folks don't expect to find in the Fremont Street hotel/casinos. You should check it out for yourself! It was great.



After we checked in it was time to fire up the party. This is a glass that Norm got on Fremont Street at a place called Mermaids. He said that they fill them with tasty frozen beverages, in different flavors.

Sounds like I know where we are going first!


On the way out we went by the pool. I am NOT going swimming! Hello.... Sharks have TEETH, they BITE!!
What kind of a crazy person wants to swim with sharks? Anyone? The tank is part of the pool, or the pool is part of the tank! There is a little piece of plastic that keeps the people and sharks in different areas. Plastic! Just plastic!

There is actually a slide tube that goes through the center of the tank. Chuckleheads will go down the slide and go zipping past the sharks! I'm no expert but I think taunting a shark by "swimming" past it real fast is like teasing a dog with a steak. Eventually he is going to try and catch it.

Norm said he wanted to go swimming and go down the tube. I think he was just being a big shot saying he wanted to go. He knew the pool was closed for the evening. Had the pool been open I think he would have been real quiet about going swimming.


Marsha at Mermaids

Ah, Mermaids. Tasty beverages!

Norm & Jules weren't sure if we could get "refills" or not. This is Marsha. She hadn't seen the round bottomed glasses like we had in a while. Jules & Norm got theirs 7 years ago.

Marsha was not only kind enough to refill them for us, she even made them all swirly and stuff just for fun! Strawberry - Banana, tasty, tasty, tasty!

One is all it takes too! Woo whoo!

After we got our tasty beverages it was time to try our luck at the casino.

Jules is a big fan of the Jackpot Party. It is based on the singing group The Village People and they sing and dance to the song Macho Man when you hit the bonus round. 

Jules really likes the bonus part and always picks the sailor and the police officer, since Norm was a sailor and a cop. I really don't know how to compete with that. Maybe The Village People can do a comeback tour and have a gnome in the group?! I can see it now, Macho, Macho, Gnome, who wants to be a macho gnome?

Not only does Las Vegas have great buffets it has pretty good snack food too. I got all munchy and we got a couple of "Chicago" style hot dogs.

This is Margret not only did she serve us the best hot dogs that she had,







she also KISSED me!!

It turned out that Margret loves gnomes and of course with my way with the ladies, she couldn't control herself and stole a smooch.

If you ever go to Vegas one thing that you HAVE to do is be on Fremont Street at night to have the "experience" of the whole sky lit up and the music. It is called the Fremont Street Experience for that reason. It is nearly impossible to describe or explain. It is awesome! The show changes regularly too so if you did see it before, try it again! I planned on posting some video of me dancing with the lit up sky and the music, you know to entice others to go see it, like free advertising. Then I was informed I can't put that on here without paying a royalty for the song. It was a great tune, but not THAT good. So all you get is this picture. Sorry.


OK, back to the slots. I did REAL well on this machine. One thing I learned too while I was in Vegas this time is that you can win on slot machines.

They give you all kinds of money. They also hypnotise you into giving back all of the money they gave you and a whole bunch more of your money too! There is something about the lights, bells and tunes that lull you into emptying your pockets. But is sure is fun!


Howdy girls! Great picture!






Being a huge celebrity has advantages and sometimes takes up some of your time. Now and then I have to stop and have my picture taken with adoring fans.




Hi guys! Thanks for the photo!
I don't understand other celebrities that get mad or try and charge their fans a dollar for a picture. I guess some celebrities get so full of themselves (or something else) that they fail to realize that without their fans they would just be another tourist in the crowd. I always make sure to thank MY fans and I always turn off my electronic devices like the pilot says.

After enjoying ourselves immensely on Fremont Street it was time to get some well deserved rest.

I know, party 24-7 and sleep when you are dead. Well, the theory is great, reality is different, especially at my age. 

Besides I wanted to enjoy the luxury of our room a little. A real spa experience, right in your room. Awesome!



More site seeing along Fremont Street and just stopping to actually look and see what else is in Las Vegas besides the strip and the casinos. Not much...but maybe I wasn't looking real hard.

Back to having fun!



This is Sergio. We met him on the strip. He is a real nice guy. Unfortunately, Sergio has fallen in with some questionable associates. They are all salespeople!!

They say that they are going to give you $400 to play in the slot machines and $100 worth of food, just to listen to a sales pitch. When you have 5 days in Vegas, sitting still for 60-90 minutes to get $500 worth of free stuff is easy, right?      FORGETABOUTIT!!!

I told Norm not to do it, but NOOOO, he had his eyes all set on getting $400 to play the slots. What a chucklehead.

Simply put we wasted a LOT of time. A piece of advice, wave as you walk past and say "No thanks." Look that gift horse in the mouth and you will see it needs a LOT of dental work!

 After escaping Sergio's associates and using up our "free" slot money in less than 5 minutes on their "restrictions apply" machines we decided it was best to get back our good mood and good karma so we checked into our next hotel, The Flamingo!! 


Checking in with Damon
 I really love the Flamingo. It is one of the last original strip casinos. Most have been torn down and replaced. The Flamingo has expanded considerably from when it first was built, but it retains the mystery, magic and allure of the old days of Vegas. You know, crooked noses, the rat-pack, shady backroom deals, visiting "families" that nobody saw.

Damon is who checked us in. Damon is from Hawaii originally and he is very astute. (I know some 25 cent words, don't be so surprised.) He sensed that we were a bit out of sorts considering
 what we had just endured with Sergio's associates. Damon set us up in a great part of the hotel, the 27th floor and made it a point to vastly improve our mood regardless of what room we got. The room was just icing on the cake! Thanks Damon!!

This was the view from our room, looking down toward the pool area.



What an awesome room! Big fuzzy blankets! I know, its pink, but what can I say? It is the Flamingo!









There was a picture in the room that all of us wanted to take home. It would look good in so many different places.

Maybe in my more youthful days I would have toyed with the idea of planning a heist and making off with it. But that wouldn't be the right thing to do and it being hot would have destroyed the beauty of the shot. Besides, karma is not to be messed with! Do you see any of those crooked nosed guys in Vegas anymore? Nope, bad karma is why.

After checking in we decided to wander further away from our hotel than our legs were up for and see some other locations. In Vegas you can walk for miles if you want.

OR you can take a bus...

There are all sorts of ways to travel in Vegas. They have cabs too but I have heard they sometimes take the long way around.




But being in Vegas isn't about transportation. Its about tasty beverages and fun.

This is Leigh Ann she made sure we had tasty beverages as soon as we got off the bus and into a casino.

Great service makes Vegas so much more pleasant, even if your tasty beverage is coffee or soda pop.


Site seeing in Vegas is pretty cool, especially when you are with a beautiful woman! This was outside the Excalibur Casino. I think Las Vegas is like Disneyland for adults.

People watching is a great past time too. It never ceases to amaze me how a seemingly intelligent person can get so stupid just because they drank some alcohol. Moderation people! It makes the Vegas experience much more memorable. A little drunk is ok, you should save ignorant drunk for at home.





Eating New York pizza in Vegas is completely normal. Weird, but normal.






You can never be sure what you will encounter in Las Vegas. Who in their right mind would have an alligator as a pet? OK, maybe having one as a pet is acceptable. But put a cage around it or a sign letting folks know that it is lurking around! Had Norm not jumped, triggering my catlike reflexes, this lunging critter would have grabbed me for a snack! Instead it got a whack on the nose. (I nearly wet my pants when this beast jumped out at me! Norm was still laughing 3 hours later. I don't like alligators. The whack on the nose was more me pushing off and trying to get away!)

Someone posted this fountain on FB recently and was asking if anyone knew where it was. I didn't find Waldo, but I knew exactly where to look.

 I think the pink flamingos were a hint though...

The strawberry daiquiri was my idea as a salute to pink.


There are so many beautiful things to see. Slowing down a little and looking around is the best way to enjoy what the designers have done in Vegas.
Having clear vision in the morning helps too. In many ways it really is just like a Disney park.



For all of our vintage camper friends out there, we hit the mother lode!! Flamingos are everywhere! Even pink Christmas trees!








I mentioned earlier stopping to have a picture taken with a fan and not charging them for it. These ladies were looking for work and figured getting a picture with a star like me would help their careers. It is always good for showgirls to be photographed with celebrities. Although it was a business photo for them, I didn't charge for posing. I hope they get the job.




This is Shirley. She was welcoming people as they entered one of the casinos. Shirley had some sort of a hook-up and was offering everyone free show tickets. No football games, just shows at the casino. She wasn't even scalping the price either.







Shirley was nice and offered to take our picture together. Most of our vacation pictures don't have all of us in them. Thanks Shirley!



Venice is wonderful at this time of year. Especially when its inside a building in Vegas!



Yes, this is INSIDE. Not only is it beautiful but to make sure it feels like outside the sky changes from day to night too!

Of course it wouldn't be proper without a few marble statues here and there.






I went to get my picture by this one statue and Norm was helping me up onto the railing. Of course Norm being a smartalec said "no sticky fingers" as he was putting me up there. How insulting!
Then the statue reached down and grabbed me! I swear my heart jumped a beat or two when that happened!

After the picture with the embarrassment of the sticky finger comment I blew up! I kicked Norm in the shin and told him to leave a few bucks on the railing. He said he wasn't going to but I told Jules and she made sure he did. It is getting harder and harder to go anywhere with him.


Right after aggravating me he goes and does something nice. We posed for this picture and Norm said he would buy the shirts and we should try to live up to the sayings on them. Of course we couldn't agree on who would be awesome drunk and who would be officially drunk so we didn't get the shirts. But we did get another tasty beverage in an attempt to settle the debate.






After a few more tasty beverages I told Norm I saw Bigfoot. He said I was crazy. When I pointed to the spot that I saw him in Norm said I should look a bit harder. It turned out that I didn't see Bigfoot, it was just a Mirage....

Vegas has a lot of street entertainers that do different things for a dollar or two. These guys said they arrived a few weeks ago for a buddy's wedding. They lost all their money shooting craps (I hope I can say that) and had to resort to posing for pictures with tourists to get bus fare home. I couldn't believe anyone would actually pay to shoot craps, but I guess to each their own. They must have been real bad shots anyhow. I don't think they hit one craps. Luckily they didn't have a spot on them anywhere.



Two of my favorite TV shows from the 60's have been made into slot machines.








As a youngster I would sit in front of the TV for hours watching these shows. Now I can sit in front of them in Vegas giving them lots of money to entertain me. Jeannie's voice saying "Hello, Master" and Herman's slamming the table saying "I'm rich, I'm rich" after a jackpot are fantastic memories. If I could find a place to buy a Munsters slot machine for at home I'd buy it!



Playing slots can be exhausting. Especially in Las Vegas. It is a desert you know. It was a good thing that Kristin found me and brought more tasty beverages. I might have died of thirst had it not been for her. Hi Kristin! Tell everyone I said hello.

Check this out! A lakefront gnome house! I wanted to go visit but I couldn't find a staircase anywhere. I tossed a couple of rocks at the door since I couldn't reach the knocker and they didn't have a ringer button. Have you ever tried to find rocks in Vegas? I think someone hides them so the crazies don't toss them at doors trying to knock.
I wonder if my real estate agent could get me a look inside?


I understand supporting one's team, but where ever Norm goes wearing his Bears shirts it starts something, usually with a Packer fan.

Hello, chuckleheads. Its a game, that YOU DON'T PLAY, millionaires do!

Do you know how silly you look getting all uppity saying how great your team is? Nobody cares, especially Norm. Reality check... Championships are won in Chicago usually once in a lifetime. The exception was the Bulls. As for the Bears, Norm was in fact around in 1985 so he is toast for seeing it happen again. He knows that. So lighten up.




I don't remember where this was or what the name of the game was but I liked the noise it made when a forty cent bet turned into over $20! Of course I gave most of it back, I didn't want anyone to think I was ungrateful. Besides, it was fun!



This is Ketrice. We met her at the Tropicana. She was in charge of giving away the casino's money. All you had to do was to register and if you lost you got your money back. You know, like insurance. It was great.


Ketrice wasn't too sure about getting her picture taken with me though. I just make some people more nervous than others.

I just wish that my luck of winning her over would have transferred to the games at the Tropicana. At least I got my money back.




You know, Las Vegas is about taking risks, right? A little adventure now and again keeps the blood pumping. Well, this was our hotel for the last two days.





This is Ricardo. He was the person that checked us in at the Imperial Palace. Needless to say the Imperial Palace is undergoing some changes. Its reputation among Vegas locals has been struggling as of late. Norm was extremely nervous about staying there but the sense of adventure had taken Jules to new heights when she was making reservations. That and the whopper of a deal that the IP had presented.


So we stayed there our last two nights.  Ricardo put Norm's worries to rest almost immediately. He gave us a great room and then said to go check it out. If we didn't like it in any way let him know and he would change it for us. He also made sure that our room was "more in the middle" of the building because of all of the construction. He couldn't guarantee that we wouldn't hear any of it, but said it should be very little if any. 

This was our room. Very clean and spacious. A bit dated, but who wants a big screen TV?


The view was wonderful (at night). You could even go out on the balcony! A first for us in Vegas.

The one thing Norm & Jules always say is that you don't go to Vegas to spend time in your room. I agree, but what little time that you DO spend in your room, it is best spent in a good room! All of our accommodations were wonderful this trip.

I have to attribute some of that to the great people that checked us in at all three establishments. They went out of their way to make sure we felt like we were being treated special. Do I believe for a minute that we were treated differently than everyone else? No, I don't, but I like to think that my being a famous world traveller might have helped. (At least in my mind I'm famous and they made me feel special!)


We went to Paris for breakfast one morning. Well, actually it was brunch because while we were eating breakfast they changed the buffet over to lunch.

So we got both breakfast and lunch in one sitting! Its a good thing I wear stretchy pants!






A lot of people say things are bigger in Texas. I have to wonder about that.

You can easily make some ginormous mistakes in Las Vegas. I think this eraser is a way of reminding folks how big the mistakes can get.



Ok, so it seems we ate for an entire day. Well, we did. I think this was my favorite place! It was at Planet Hollywood. It had all sorts of foods from different parts of the world. But one section was heaven! All desserts here!

The raspberry cheesecake was out of this world!





Our server, Jasmina, made sure that Norm's coffee cup never ran out.


The food was so good that we ate there twice within 24 hours. I ate a lot, but Norm didn't walk when we left after the second visit, he waddled.







Our last night in town was memorable for many reasons.

One was this group of Marines that we met along the strip. Semper Fi gentlemen!

Stay safe, wherever you may go! And THANK-YOU for your service!

   




Oh, by the way.

Should anyone ask if you saw me,  







 the answer is NO!!


Until next time,

Travis